spookyfied:

my idea of a perfect date:

you pick me up at 8 pm sharp. you arrive in a limo with a hot tub and we drive to a remote mountain  cottage. it must be snowy and all the trees will be decorated with christmas lights

we get out, you hand over the briefcase. it contains exactly 5 million dollars in cash. after checking the authenticity, we shake hands, i get back into the limo and drive off.

(Source: teppelin)